Politics

Politics Jokes

Bomb

Know the nuclear bombs of the world.

🇷🇺🧨 a “bad” bomb

🇨🇳🧨 “ww3”

🇬🇧🧨 a “good” bomb

🇺🇸🧨 Japanese area testing

🇮🇱🧨 what bomb

🇮🇷🧨 just self defence

Tower

I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.

Trump

Q. What's the difference between Trump and a Teletubby?

A. The Teletubby is a lot more coherent.

CIA

What do the initials CIA stand for?

Central Intelligence of A**holes.

Assassination

"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."

Suicide

Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.

Not to mention and by plane.

John F. Kennedy

Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?

Gun

What’s the difference between a gun and liberals?

Guns only have one trigger.

NASCAR

Unfortunately, NASCAR has been canceled.

The woke people heard that it was a human traffic ring.

Election

Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"

JD Vance

Why does JD Vance have strained diplomatic relations with Turkey?

He took away their ottoman!

Chess

Why are the UK and the USA bad at playing chess?

Because they lost 2 towers and their queen.