Political Figure jokes

Donald Trump

  • Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.

    The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.

    In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!

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  • Murder

  • If Charlie Kirk were a 5-year-old schoolkid being murdered, America would have moved on by now.

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  • JFK

  • JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.

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  • Lady

  • There is a young lady.

    She is beautiful.

    She got much vote.

    But she speaks very fast.

    Does she think she looks smart doing that?

    She makes me feel bad.

    Career

  • If you mixed the Iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad, what would you get?

    Tony Abbott's career.

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