Political Figure jokes
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.
The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.
In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
If Charlie Kirk were a 5-year-old schoolkid being murdered, America would have moved on by now.
Trump, just why?
Wanna hear a racist joke?...
Donald Trump.
Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.
Why are Republicans supporting giving felons the right to vote?
Because their own personal jeebus is a felon!
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
Donald: "If I lose this election, I will leave the country."
Joe: "Bi den"
I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.
I've seen too many of them get elected.
A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.
