Political Figure jokes

Q. What's the Premier of Alberta's favorite sex toy? A. I don't know, but I wish it were me.

If Charlie Kirk were a 5-year-old schoolkid being murdered, America would have moved on by now.

Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.

The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.

In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!