Pole jokes

A man walks into a bar.

Then he walks into a Pole.

Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"

Well, if someone ever calls you gay 🌈🏳️‍🌈, just say, "Well, at least I'm straighter than the pole your mommy dances on." 🤣🖕

A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat. He is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with, "What do you mean? I already did it." Then the police ran back to the school to apprehend the other people he was planning it with. The cops busted in through the doors, which caused a smoke trap to go off, which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear, the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles, 4 per pole. Back at the station, holding the kid being apprehended, the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said, "Aww, it pays to be lazy!"

How many Polish people does it take to change a light bulb?

One. But you need 5000 Soviet troops in case he goes on strike!

The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on a pole-tree.

My friend said to me that I am gay. My response? I’m as straight as that pole that your mum danced on last night.

Yo momma's so stupid, her family tree is a telephone pole.

Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?

He hated the Poles.

What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?

A fishing pole.

What did the flag say to the pole?

Nothing, he just waved.

Poles are as straight as adopted kids' parents.

Why can't you get water in the North Pole?

Because there is no well.

The tent pole is up, The canvas is spread, The hell with breakfast, Come back to bed.

Take the tent pole down, Put the canvas away, The monkey had a hemorrhage, No circus today.

A man walks into a bar and ends up with a concussion.

Maybe if he looked where he was going, he wouldn’t have hit that pole.

My dad told me I'm a failure.

I failed a math test.

Good thing there's a pole outside my house.