It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.
He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.
A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat he is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with "what do you mean I already did it" then the police ran back to the school to aprehend the other people he was planing it with the cops busted in through the doors which caused a smoke trap to go off which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles 4 per pole. Back to the station holding the kid being apprehended. the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said "Aww it pays to be lazy!"
yo mamas so fat she used a telephone pole as a tampon.
Poles are as strait as adopted kids parents
what did the flag say to the pole
nothing he just waved
Jonny went fishing and he didn’t now how to cast his pole and he asked his friend joe how to cast it and then he cast he only cast 3feet and he never learned how to do it.
yo mommas so stupid her family tree is a telaphone pole
My dad said not to touch this thingy called a gun but I looked down that pole and pressed that thing and now I'm in heaven
The chicken is actually a fruit because it is grown on pole-tree.
me:*gives her 5 dollars* climb that flag pole cute female:*takes the money and goes up the flag pole* is this good me:hell yeah thats a nice veiw *next day* heres 10 dollars if u do it again *she goes up there* me:hows the veiw *she goes home and her mom sees the money* her mom:where u getting this money her daughter:i climbed a flagpole her mom:you know he just want u to to see ur panties right *she goes back and does it again but doesnt wear panties* me:holy shit ;-; her mom:did u do it again her daughter:dont worry mom he didnt get to see my panties her mom:...
