Faucet jokes
There was a race between Lettuce, a faucet, and Ketchup. The lettuce was a-head, the faucet was still running, and the ketchup was trying to ketchup.
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
Water, tastes that one tap in school:
A tier water at 3 am.
S tier.
12 pm water f tier.
Where do you get 30% of your agua? From AGUAfers.
Is your tap water running well?
Beta, go catch it!
Take a water bottle, shake it, you got piss.
Dad: just cut the water. Me: ok
Community talk
Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that you’re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.
Fucked, in every sense of the world.
Then, imagine, you’re somehow able to beat the odds and get… Read more