Faucet jokes
There was a race between Lettuce, a faucet, and Ketchup. The lettuce was a-head, the faucet was still running, and the ketchup was trying to ketchup.
What is the difference between the human race and a leaky faucet?
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
Did you know that Germany came up with sparkling water?
Who else would think of adding gas?
Better to cum in the sink... than to sink in the cum.
Any girl can be a squirter if you hit the right artery.
My friend can't afford to pay his water bill anymore, so I sent him a card, "Get well soon."
Dad: just cut the water. Me: ok
Community talk
Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that you’re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.
Fucked, in every sense of the world.
Then, imagine, you’re somehow able to beat the odds and get… Read more