Why did the rapper refuse to play cards?
Because he was tired of dealing with all the JOKERS
Y shouldn’t u play cards in Africa?
Cause there’s to many cheetahs 🐆
What is the worst animal to play cards with ................................................................................... a cheater
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband. Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
Llama: Hey sheep the sheep lets play cards Sheep: llama fuck off!! Llama: whats ur damn problem Sheep: Nothing im just having a Baahd day okay dick head?
why didnt the pirate want to play cards? Because was standing on the deck!
Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off
A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards... The steaks were pretty high
How come Leper's don't play cards? Well, if they lose a couple hands...
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?-They’re a bunch of cheetahs
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
