Playing Card

Playing Card Jokes

A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards... The steaks were pretty high

What is the worst animal to play cards with ................................................................................... a cheater

Why do animals hate playing card games with foxes?-They’re a bunch of cheetahs

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Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband. Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"

Llama: Hey sheep the sheep lets play cards Sheep: llama fuck off!! Llama: whats ur damn problem Sheep: Nothing im just having a Baahd day okay dick head?