A couple of cows were smoking a joint and playing cards... The steaks were pretty high
What is the worst animal to play cards with ................................................................................... a cheater
why didnt the pirate want to play cards? Because was standing on the deck!
Why can't pirates play cards? Because they're standing on the deck.
Two lepers playing cards... one threw his hand in; the other laughed his head off
How come Leper's don't play cards? Well, if they lose a couple hands...
Why do animals have playing cards with foxes?-They’re a bunch of cheetahs
Why do animals hate playing card games with foxes?-They’re a bunch of cheetahs
Y shouldn’t u play cards in Africa?
Cause there’s to many cheetahs 🐆
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband. Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
Llama: Hey sheep the sheep lets play cards Sheep: llama fuck off!! Llama: whats ur damn problem Sheep: Nothing im just having a Baahd day okay dick head?