Yo mamma so fat they had to give her a license plate.
Throw a plate.. It’s broken right?.. Say “sorry” to it.. Did it fix back?.. No..that’s the Same thing you did to me:)
UR SO POOR YOU WASH PAPER PLATES
One morning peppy and George came downstairs for Breckfast but they got a plate of juicy bacon there dad had recently gone missing so they ate it quite sadly the next morning they went to school and asked their teacher what is bacon made out of the teacher replied “pigs why?”peppa and George looked horrified
y can orphans only hit a triple in baseball
Because they dont know where home is
your mom: your plate is full that's euongh food on your plate .me: my plate is not full i still see the white of the plate.
Why cant a orphan play baseball? Because they cant find home plate.
Why do can’t orphans play baseball??
Bc they can’t find there why to the home plate
"I only eat food on the right of my plate" are you good at eating? "I'm alright at eating"
Kids, next time you have school dinners, make sure you have something you actually like so you don't have to shove all your food over to one side of the plate to make it look like you've eaten more than you actually have.
Your at a buffet, you think your hungry for two, but misfortune happens when you think of your self, you get stuck looking at sides in the buffet, a roly poly gal you see in corner of your eye, eyeballing the main dishes in front at the end, you go in for the pickings, you get intercepted by a far more hungrier matter, but you find yourself getting slamed over the buffet table, and realize you are gasping for air, and she's is tenderizing you for dinner.
three guys walk into a room where a man is sitting with an assortment of foods on his plate cause it's lunch time the guys ask the man to do a favor and he says sorry guys I have a lot on my plate!
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate
A starving homeless kid ask me for food
I said "sorry,my plate is full"
What did the plate say to the other plate ?? Lunch is on me😂😂
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing? ---- Continental Drift
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help mean understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So me with my horrible humor decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are a fine African meal." then everybody looked at me in disappointment and then I continued to say, "what poor taste?"
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a pinata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
What can you serve but never Eat. a volley ball
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people I mean they already have enough on their plates ... like cats and dogs
