I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate.
Plate Jokes
A starving homeless kid asks me for food.
I said, "sorry, my plate is full."
What did the plate say to the other plate? Lunch is on me! 😂
What do you call it when tectonic plates start racing?
Continental Drift.
My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"
When the emo kid hangs himself and the autistic kid thinks that it's a piñata... BATTER UP TO THE PLATE!
What can you serve but never eat? A volleyball.
We should stop taking the piss out of Asian people. I mean, they already have enough on their plates... like cats and dogs.
