Normally I would tell a 911 but it’s two plane
Is it a bird, is it a plane?
No it’s a 9/11 victim
What did the twin towers mom say when she fed them, open wide honey here comes the air plane
Little Jonny what you like air plane how because you fly fast and jump high
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
Cus the talibans will plane dive into them.
When the two tower ordered pizza all they got was plane
Why did the planes crash into the twin towers ?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on
what did the soccer player say to the flight attendant, pls put me in coach!
hey hunter, thomas here why did the plane cross the road to get to the other side thanks guys remember to like it means a lot
To mama so fat when she went on a plane somebody yelled A SOLLAR ECLIPSE
Me: dozes off while driving. everybody else on the passenger plane on September 11
There are 4 people on a airplane and the pilot has a heart attack and dies the plane is going down and there are also only 3 parachutes so the guy who knows how to cure cancer says I’m jumping I can save many lives the the 46 president joe Biden says I’m take ing the 2 one so there is only one left Donald trump says to the 7 year old girl I have lived a long life u an take the next one so the little girl says that’s ok the 46 president took my back pack.lol
Me dozing off while driving. Everyeone alse on the passanger plane September 11 2001
My dad is Aal-Qaeda and he even took a plane trip to new york in 2001.
Your forehead is so big I could land a jet plane on it.
Why were the twon towers mad? Because they ordered three peperoni pizzas and one came plane, the ither came late, and the lther one went to the wrong address.
THIS ISNT A JOKE I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A JOKE THE PLANE IN LAKE HARREIT IS NOT IN THE LAKE IT IS INVISIBLE CAUSE OF THE SATALITE PIC SO THERES NO PLANE IN LAKE HARRIET
there's a plane crash every single person died who lived? the married people!
You take a plane from Australia your mom is American your dad is British and. Your brother (and you) is Canadian (well because they traveled along many places) you are eating dinner but you realized you were going to europe. You went sleepy and you forgot your pet named “Strallia”. But she could not go anyways so you had to leave her. When you went to europe you were in the “COUNTRY-SIDE”
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apperently) through out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "why are you running?" "My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!" They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?" "Grandma farted and the house blew up!"
