Why can't science be combined with religion?
Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them
I took my friend skydiving ones and he jumped out of the plane without a parachute then I remembered he was emo
why were the twin towers angry on 9/11? because they orderd a peperoni pizza but all they got instead was plane
Dear Victims.....äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building...äh Amazing City. Theres online but 2000 there ware two Towers.....äh Restaurants. We Hijack the plane....äh Hi Jack. Jack is my Co-pilot and i said hello. Don‘t scream...History Repea..äh.. History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport“💀
A blind pilot walks into a plane waving his walking stick
The passengers all look at each other in disbelief. The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the captain is legally blind, but rest assured, he is one of the best pilots in the world with over six thousand successful flights."
Next the co-pilot makes his way to the plane and he is also blind and uses his walking stick to make it to the cabin. The flight attendant gets on the PA and says,
"Ladies and gentlemen, as you can see, the co-pilot is also blind, but rest assured, he is the second best pilot in the world with over five thousand successful flights."
At this point the plane begins to take off from the runway. As it gains speed, the passengers grow tenser. The plane keeps accelerating more and more and as it approaches the end of the runway, it still hasn't left the ground. The plane is approaching the end of the runway at high speed and the passengers scream, "Oh my God, we're all going to die!!"
Suddenly, the plane takes off and begins its ascent.
The pilot turns to the co-pilot and says, "The day they stop screaming, we're screwed."
What do you call plane crash victims?
Down to earth people
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
Nothing, planes can't talk
what's a towers favorite bagel i dont know but it ant plane
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Let's play twin towers, your thighs are the towers and my penis is the plane, coming in between
My phone is just like the twin towers they got put in air plane mode
whats the difference of your birth and 911 one was planed
what did the plane that crashe on the ground say let me crash between those legs girl
sorry cringy jok3
I asked to switch seats on a plane because I was next to a crying baby. Evidently that doesn't work if the baby is yours.