Pizza Deliveries jokes
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?
"Make me one with everything."
What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?
Pizza deliveries get their orders right.
Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?
A) Two large planes.
On 9/11, the Twin Towers ordered 3 pepperoni pizzas. One came in plain, the other came in late, the third went to the wrong address.
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
A receptionist at the Twin Towers orders two pepperoni pizzas. She was upset when she got two planes.
A guy was in one of the Twin Towers and he ordered pepperoni pizza, but he didn't get it. He got a plane instead.