Pizza Deliveries jokes

What did the Buddhist say to the pizza delivery boy?

"Make me one with everything."

What's the difference between pizza deliveries and the Twin Towers?

Pizza deliveries get their orders right.

Q) What was the last pizza delivery to 9/11?

A) Two large planes.

What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?

They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.

What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?

Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.