Pick Up Jokes

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Are you a building because i rate you 911 so let me put my plane in a let kids fall out

What did the elephant say to the naked man? A: Its nice, but can it pick up peanuts?

(A horrible pick up line) are you the two towers? Cause I'd love to take you out 🤭

One day I went to talk to my friend. "Hi John!" I said. No response. "Oh yea." I went to pick up the remote and clicked the unmute button. "Hope that helps."

spy:hahaha me:what spy:time to pick up your mother me:oh no....

Two to the one from the one to the three I like good pussy and i like good trees Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe And i get more ass than a toilet seat Three to the one from the one to the three I met a bad bitch last night in the d Let me tell you how i made her leave with me Conversation and hennessey I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped If i ain't got a weapon i'ma pick up a rock And when i bust yo ass i'ma continue to rock Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet It's real easy just follow the beat Don't let that fine girl pass you by Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind

we hired this boy to pick up dog poop we just remembered that we don't have a dog

Me: What do we need from there? I have a few things to do before I head out to the store, and then I will be home to pick up the stuff.

Random person: What stuff?🤨

Me: What?

The person: you said you’re going to pick up “the stuff”!!! What do you mean by that?!

Me: colourful flamingo fart.

Why didn't Donald trump not pick up his phone when Jeffrey Epstein called him? Because Donald killed Jeffrey Epstein in prison to hide the evidence.

Pick up line for girls with the last name "Berg": "I may be a tall glass of whiskey, but I'm nothing with out a few ice Bergs".

What do women and dog turns have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up.

A group of friends went outside to pick up stuff one of the friends said it is windy as heck out.