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Dog

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A screenshot of a text message exchange. The sender asks if Alex was picked up from the vet. The response is yes, with a picture of a dog in a strip club. The sender then asks why their dog is in a strip club and the other person replies, "Because he's a good boy."
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    Deportation

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • A text message exchange shows a request to buy a card because a coworker's husband was deported. The image below the message shows a greeting card that says "Adios!" with an image of a chihuahua wearing a sombrero. The second text message below the card says "what the fuck is wrong with you?"
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    • Poop

    Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago
    • The text on the image says: "The dude I pay to stop by once a week to pick up poop in my backyard just realized that I don't have pets."
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    Mate

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • A screenshot of a text conversation. The first person asks about a Miata for sale. After some questions, the first person asks "What's your lowest point?" and the second person responds with a tragic personal anecdote about his wife leaving him, misunderstanding that the first person was asking for the "lowest price."
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    • Weight

    Anonymous · 1 year ago

    • Me after picking up anything remotely heavy

    A white cartoon rabbit is holding a pink dumbbell with an effortful expression. The weight says 4 LB.
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    Diary entry

    Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago
    • The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.
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    Kid

    ✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

    • My mom when i was younger

    A man with a slightly annoyed smirk is looking at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "Me when my kid trips over the toy I asked him to pick up 100 times."
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    • 9/11

    Anonymous · 4 years ago

    • (This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.

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