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Japan

Advice · 3 years ago

real

A meme with a picture of a sloth and a fair-skinned person. The text says: "ARE YOU FROM JAPAN? CAUSE IM TRYIN TO GET IN JAPANTIES."

Dog

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a text message exchange. The sender asks if Alex was picked up from the vet. The response is yes, with a picture of a dog in a strip club. The sender then asks why their dog is in a strip club and the other person replies, "Because he's a good boy."

Card

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A text message exchange shows a request to buy a card because a coworker's husband was deported. The image below the message shows a greeting card that says "Adios!" with an image of a chihuahua wearing a sombrero. The second text message below the card says "what the fuck is wrong with you?"

Rizz

Anonymous · 2 years ago

w rizzler

A man is looking at the camera. The text on top reads: "are you nike? cus we should just do it (nike rizz)".

Poop

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

The text on the image says: "The dude I pay to stop by once a week to pick up poop in my backyard just realized that I don't have pets."

Weight

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Me after picking up anything remotely heavy

A white cartoon rabbit is holding a pink dumbbell with an effortful expression. The weight says 4 LB.

Mate

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a text conversation. The first person asks about a Miata for sale. After some questions, the first person asks "What's your lowest point?" and the second person responds with a tragic personal anecdote about his wife leaving him, misunderstanding that the first person was asking for the "lowest price."

Diary entry

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a page from a diary with hand-written text and a small drawing of a person on a couch looking dejected.

Kid

✨Jassy✨ · 3 years ago

My mom when i was younger

A man with a slightly annoyed smirk is looking at the viewer. The text on the image reads: "Me when my kid trips over the toy I asked him to pick up 100 times."

Covid

LoserIsPro · 3 years ago

lol again

The image shows a bunch of red roses and an image of the covid virus. The text on the image reads: "Roses are red, Covid is the flu. Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?"

9/11

Anonymous · 4 years ago

(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.