Physicist

Physicist Jokes

Tour

I heard he's doing a revival tour next month. It's called "Stephen Hawking Unplugged."

Band

Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands, but all of them rejected him... except Daft Punk.

Voice

Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?

Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.

Sex

How does Stephen Hawking charge his computer?

How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Keyboard sex!

Stephen Hawking

It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.

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