Phone jokes

"Mom? Don't freak out, but I'm in the hospital." "Aaron, you've been a doctor for over 8 years now, please stop starting every phone conversation we have with that."

Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

How do you really piss off your girlfriend while having sex?

Call her on the phone.

Whenever I have a one night stand, I always use protection.

A fake name and a fake phone number.

What STD can you get from phone sex?

Hearing AIDS.