I was watching the local chief police in America, he said we will never forget 911. I thought i should hope not its your phone number.
yo mama so fat she stand on the scale and the scale says: i want your weight no your phone number
My "overweight" friend and me were talking at lunch.
Overweight friend: Man, why you so ugly dude?
Me: *annoyed*Jason when you stepped on the scale this morning it asked for you're weight not you're phone number.
The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with " i need your weight not your phone number"
your momma so fat when she stepped on the weighing scales her phone number came up!
Whenever I have a one night stand I always use protection
A fake name and fake phone number.
