Pest control jokes

I complained to my landlord that carpenter ants were getting into the timbers. He was dismissive.

"They're Karen Carpenter ants, they don't eat much of anything."

I'm the type to blow up half of my house to kill a spider... and still miss.

If bedbugs live in beds, where do cockroaches live?

I have a Twin Towers model in my room.

It got infested with jumping spiders.

What do you call an egg murder?

An eggs-terminator!

What is the one spray that can kill midgets? Bug spray.