Why can orphans not go on field trips? They need a parent signature.
An orphan walks into a bar and the barman says, "What are you doing here? You need parent's permission!"
"Oh no, who will I ask?" the orphan says.
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent’s signature.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip?
They need their parents' permission. 😆😆😆😆😆😆
Why can’t orphans go on field trips?
They need a parent's signature.
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
A poster for the winter relief fund reads: "No one should be allowed to go hungry or suffer from the cold." A worker says to his friend, "Now were not even allowed to do that."
When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.
Mom, can I please go out and play?
... no answer.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips?
Parent Signature: _______
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT! GET OUT!"
Priest: "Ok, what about the children?"
Father: "FUCK THE CHILDREN!"
Priest: "Do you think we'll have time?"
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What's the only time you can do almost whatever you want?
When you have a gun in your hand.
