Permission

Permission jokes

Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.

Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."

Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?

Parent's signature: ___________

Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?

Their parents never say yes.

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    • I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.

    No one goes in there without my permission!

    Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.

    Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?

    Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.

    Why can't orphans go on field trips?

    They don't have anybody to sign the form.

    Why did Orphan become famous?

    Because he didn't need parent permission.

    I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.

    What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!

    I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"

    And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"

    And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.

    Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?

    Because he needs the parent's signature.

    Why can't orphans sign up for sports?

    They have to have a parent's signature.

    Yo, sis, come here.

    Sis: What?

    Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?

    Sis: Yup.

    Me: Can I go?

    Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.

    Me: I love you.