Alright class, the person who answers my next question gets to go home.
Then a guy throws a pencil. The teacher asks, "Who threw that pencil?" "I did, I get to go home."
Permission Jokes
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: _________
Why can’t orphans go to a field trip?
Parent signature: __________
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
Why can't orphans go to sleepovers?
Their parents never say yes.
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
"Parents signature _________"
I was absolutely fuming when I found out my mate was rifling through my mum's knicker drawer.
No one goes in there without my permission!
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
Why can’t an orphan go on the field trip?
Answer: They don’t have a parent’s signature.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
I saw an orphan and asked them if they had parent permission.
I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day.
What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thanks!
I remember when I was at a funeral at the age of 6. I was with my grandma and asked, "Grandma, Grandma, why is that man in a box?"
And she says, "He's in a better place now." I look at her confused and ask, "What kind of box did he live in before?! How is this box better than the last one?! It's just a box!"
And to this day I am still not allowed to go to funerals.
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Yo, sis, come here.
Sis: What?
Me: Oh, sorry, you doing school?
Sis: Yup.
Me: Can I go?
Sis: No way, you're going to hug me.
Me: I love you.
