When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him? I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people.
Want to know how to fit 71 people in the car? 2 in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
you will never see a redneck opposing a war. he will instead say, "wait, i get to kill people and it's not illegal? and their foreigners?"
why do orphans kill people so they can finnaly be wanted
I would make a joke about fat people, but they already have enough on their plate.
These Ahfganistan people suck at Jenga
Hairline so big people had to time travel to find the end of it
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended world war II
Why Do People Never Kick Their Own Balls? because they might lose one
Why don't parylized people kaugh they hate stand up comedy
sometimes women are like bad snacks people try them and then chucks them in the trash
I like my people how I like my tea..
In a bag under water.
Why did I he titanic sink
Because the people aboard are stupid
Conservatives hate Barack Obama and transgender people for the same exact reason.
They hate change.
When God made Chinese he said "DON'T LOOK!" and the chinese said "why?" and God replied "You wont want to be fruitful and multiply if you saw where you are putting that thing"
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
When God made White Man he said "NEVER SHUT YOUR EYES" and the white man said "Why?" and God replied "You need to keep an eye out for the Chinese, one day they will out number you"
It turned out the Chinese are very obedient to God.
Then the white man said "there is a white genocide!"
And the survivors of the holocaust said "all these europeans killed each other so a white genocide is accurate, white killed white"
Then the Chinese said "thank you we take your land now"
And the Jews said "but we are God's chosen people!"
And the Chinese said "yes every time God show up you get bullied! you might want to worship someone else!"
And the Jews said "why are you chinese so lucky, you can't even see, you blind!"
And the chinese said "Jesus say be in the world not of the world, so dont go looky looky at the world then"
It turned out the chinese are very obediant to God.
When God make white people he said "FUCK I'M OUT OF PAINT"
"My wife is so crazy" said Beatem's McSmasher. "Why?" asked his buddy Don Caretomarch "She's sitting on the front verandah packing my shit in boxes!" "You getting kicked out bro?" "Yeah, all I did was break every plate in the house over her head. Some people have no sense of humor" "Is she one of them woke bitches?"
If you mixed the iraq wheat scandal with the basics card paying other people's dole to your wife and tumble dried it in a royal commission that made your priestly mates look bad what would you get? Tony Abbott's career
I wander many how people read this wrong
