A blind woman told me I had a big penis yesterday.
I think she was pulling my leg.
What does a arubix cube and a man penis have in common? The More u play With it The Harder it Gets
I HAVE MORE CUM IN ONE TESTICAL THAN YOU HAVE IN YOUR WHOLE PENIS
What do you call useless skin on a penis A man
My penis is so polite. It stands up so girls can sit down.
True Story
A CO was receiving inmates as they're being recalled from their assigned jobs to prepare for count. An inmate that had passed the officer returned bleeding through his trousers from his crotch. The inmate had an argument with his lover who had told him that he wasn't enough woman for him. As the inmate was bleeding he was crying out. "He doesn't love me anymore!!" The officer called for medical assistance and went into the assigned cell. He found the severed penis. He fished it out of the toilet and placed it in a plastic bag with ice. He claimed that the medical staff at the hospital could reattach it. He took a ribbing from his fellow officers, because ,most would've flushed it. I retired and months later saw a fellow officer at the store. As we caught up, I mentioned that the last incident I responded to was 'the severed penis' the officer tells me that the inmate severed his penis again after it was reattached and flushed it himself.
5 dollars if a fat guy can find his penis
What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes. My teacher turns to the class and asks “If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?” So I raised my hand and said “Asians have small penis” he looked at me and said “very good. But I was looking for a definition.
I like penis in my bum!!!
You dad has a huge PP.
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it to hard it went flying away
my uncle was a preist he had a two-inch penis but when it was in my ass it felt like a torpedo
say eye, smell map, say ness. (I am a penis!) HA HA!
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing never gonna gove you up?
You get PRICKrolled.
My willy was feeling itchy so I decided to go to the doctor. My doctor was foreign, and spoke Spanish with and Argentinian accent. As I returned home, I noticed my willy was gone! Pessi stole my PENis thinking it was a Penalty just so he could statpad. SHAME ON YOU
PEnis cheese butt cum
As a son I was starting to do pranks. I told my mom’s boyfriend that she cheated on him, and she don’t want to be with him no more, and I told him that my mom said that he had a small penis. He left my mom, and she was mad at me. I thought it was funny. Then I told my friend girlfriend that he cheated on her with another girl, and the girl told me that my friend had a small penis. He found out, and wanted to co front me in my house. I wasn’t home. My friend told my mom what happen then my mom said the same thing happen to me. I came home one day I saw my mom giving my friend a blow job I ask what’s going on. My friend told your mom is my new girlfriend & my mom said this is the penis of my dreams.