Reich jokes

What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?

The Furred Reich.

There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”

Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"

Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.

Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.

Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

I own a gun with Nazi rounds and shot a guy who broke into my house. He said, “Did you just shoot me with a Nazi round?” and I replied, “Do you mean Nein millimeter?”

Enough with the Nazi jokes.

They make me führeious!

To be the perfect German, you need to be as thin as Göring, as tall as Goebbels, and as blonde as Hitler.