Reich jokes

What happens when a furry takes over Nazi Germany?

The Furred Reich.

There was a kid and a historian in a museum about WW2 and were looking at Hitler in a car doing the Nazi salute. The kid said, “Why is he putting his arm in the air?” The historian said, “Indicators on cars didn’t exist back then so he’s probably saying take the Third Reich!”

Why is my pee green? Because, "NEIN, ITCH BIEN FIRST REICH!"