Parentless jokes
Why was the orphan so good at baseball?
Because his coach said, "Go long or go home."
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
I'm an orphan, lol.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 🌚
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.