Parentless jokes
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
"Knock, knock."
"Orphan: Who's there?"
"Not your parents."
What company do orphans hate the most?
S. C. Johnson, a family company.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?
Because it’s a family company.
Smack an orphan, what’s he gonna do... tell his parents?
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
I'm an orphan, lol.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why was the orphan so good at baseball?
Because his coach said, "Go long or go home."
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.