Parentless jokes
What's one advantage of being an orphan?
Nobody can make mama jokes about you. 馃寶
If you want an orphan joke, just look in a mirror.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To make them feel wanted.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
Because they will have someone to call "daddy" for once.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Imagine not having parents. Lol.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Friend: Why?
Me: Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
The parentless child stood as her orphanage was blown up by a kamikaze I had rented.
What is an orphan鈥檚 favorite beer?
Fosters.
Guys, what do you call an un-aborted and parentless child?...
An orphan.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is. :)
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
Why was the orphan so good at baseball?
Because his coach said, "Go long or go home."
Why can鈥檛 orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don鈥檛 have a dad to go with.
What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?