What is an orphan's favorite beer?
"Fosters."
Parentless Jokes
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
I'm an orphan, lol.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?
I don't get it.
Orphans are very religious, well mostly. Statistics say that roughly 2/3 of the orphan population go to church. I mean it's the only place they can call someone "father".
What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂
What is an orphan’s favorite beer?
Fosters.
Why do orphans go to church so much?
So they can have someone to call father.
What’s the difference between a parentless child and someone who is fond of unprocessed metals?
One is an orphan, and the other is an ore fan.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Why don’t orphans live in villages?
Because they will get abandoned.
What’s the difference between Kendrick Lamar and an orphan?
He has family ties.
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...
How do adults like their cookies like their orphans?
Homemade.
Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.
What is the difference between an orphan and a cat?
The cat is actually cute.
