Parentless jokes

Why can’t orphans work at SC Johnson?

Because it’s a family company.

Why can’t orphans go to daughter and dad dance night? They don’t have a dad to go with.

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Apples get picked.

Why do orphans play GTA?

To make them feel wanted.

What is an orphan's favorite flower? Self-raising. 😂

Why is it so easy to bully an orphan? What are they gonna do, tell their mum?

What's an orphan's least favorite joke?

... YO MAMA SOO, Oh wait...

What is an orphan's favorite beer?

"Fosters."

What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."

Why do orphans go to church so much?

So they can have someone to call father.