So, a daughter asks her father, "Dad, what is your opinion on abortions?" Her father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?" The daughter responds, "But I don't have a sister... Oh."
So, a daughter asks her father, "Dad, what is your opinion on abortions?" Her father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?" The daughter responds, "But I don't have a sister... Oh."
What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
