New Parent Jokes - Page 26 - Worst Jokes Ever

Why do orphans go to the market?

To get the milk there parents didnt bring back

I asked an orphan where his parents were. Then I remember the gone

Where are your parents. Oh behind you? Not any more

Yesterday i saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no so i asked him if he needed help. And he said yes so i let him in my car and said dont worry you’ll be home with you parents soon. He said my parents died. I said i know.

Little Johnny was alone because dad didn’t come back

How to make a orphans feet bleed make them run in place until their parents get them

Why do orphans hate Geometry cuz it reminds them that their parents are poley-gone

People shouldn't worry about how orphans would feel reading these jokes it's not like they have parents to buy them a phone or computer to see them or even a place to charge them even if they did have 1

I've been looking for my parents for years.for the life of me I can't remember where I hid their bodies

A orphan asked his caretaker where his parent are and the caretaker said a place called home

Teacher: is anyone’s parents missing. Students: yea yours.

joker gives batman a coupan for new parents its expired

So the teacher goes up to you and says, "I'm going to call your parents." Me: "Good luck finding them."

What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? The parent trap

I had a huge crush on this girl when I was eight. One recess we met together on the playground, and she brought me to the corner of the playground. That was my first kiss, and from there it got serious. I told my parents a week later and they freaked out, called the police, and they arrested my crush. I miss Mrs. Johnson.

Stop being disrespectful to all those pepole and there parents oh I forgot they don't have any parents

me an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes* some person: stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain me an orphan: that the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?