Don't see why people say that babysitting a toddler is hard. You just grease the bathtub, put them inside with some food and drink, and go do your business. I guarantee you that they will still be there when you return.
If you stay in the house, you might need to use sound cancelling headphones too, though.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
One day, Little Johnny walks in on his dad getting dressed and asked, "What is that, Daddy?" Dad said, "Oh, that's my snake." The next day, Little Johnny walks in on his mom getting dressed and asks, "What is that?" Mom says, "That's my bushes." The next day, Little Johnny can't sleep, so he goes into his parents' room and asks Dad, "Why is your snake going into Mom's bushes?"
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
Why do orphans want to be gay?
So they have someone to call "Daddy."
A man saw a kid on the road, and the man asked: "Where are your parents?" The boy: "..." The man left the adoption center.
Why don't orphans drink milk?
'Cause their parents have not came back with it yet.
Cousin: Hahaha, I am their biological parent.
Kid: So what? At least they love me more.
What should you never say to an orphan?
"Your Mom."
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
Girl: Wanna come over to my house?
Orphan: I have to ask if my parents come home.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Once, an orphan purposely fell out of a tree. He forgot his parents wouldn't catch him.
Why is it okay to hit orphans?
It's not like they can tell their parents.
President Joe Biden was jogging through some different jogging paths around this great county we live in and was jogging through Alabama and fell off into a swamp filled with killer alligators, and these 3 boys named Willie, Roman, and Little Johnny saw him fall in and jumped in and drug him to safety, and the president was like "Thank you, thank you, thank you SOOO much. I'm gonna give you boys a reward for saving my life," and asks them what their names were and what they wanted. The first boy said, "My name's Willy, and I want to go to Disneyland," and the president said, "No problem, and I'll take you personally." The 2nd boy said, "My name's Roman, and I want an autographed pair of Air Jordan Nikes," and the president said, "No troubles at all," and the 3rd boy says, "My name's Little Johnny, and I want a power wheelchair with an awesome stereo and killer wheels," and the president says, "You don't look handicapped, Little Johnny," and Little Johnny said, "I'm not, but as soon as I tell my parents who I saved, I will be"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
