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How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
Everyone makes mistakes. Like my mom, she made a mistake 13 years ago
Me:Mom can I have some make up. Mom: no. You are beautiful just the way you. Me:So that’s why you were make up.
Little Johnny walked into his parents room to see them going at it.He asked his mom what they were doing and she said uh were play fighting and he's like with no clothes on and she said yeah and so he said let me join you then...
Little Johnny walked into his house. He heard a banging sound from up above and decided to investigate. He opened the door to his parents' room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door. He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.
A young teen was walking home from school and having a nice day.
She gets home eats, showers, and heads to her room. The young teen hears her mother say something, not sure what she said the girl replies with "ok".
The young teen was gonna head to bed wondering when her mom was gonna come in and say goodnight she lays in bed, but then she hears her mom's voice say "Hunny I'm home", she doesn't bother to say ok.
Later when she decides to sleep she gets a message from her mom saying to unlock the door that she lost her keys. :)
-Dark_Humor
Why did the orphan fall out of a tree
They thought their parents would catch them
DH: How does an orphan call his parents? A: how? "..."
-Dark_Humor
A little girl was sitting with some other kids, she thought to herself, I want to have kids when Im older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!🤣🤣
Why do Orphans ride the bus because they have no parents to drop them off.
when you ask an orphan to come over Kid: Do you want to come over to my house. Orphan: Yeah sure. Kid: Ok ask your parents oh wait.
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent
What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.
if you kick a orphan what are they gonna do tell there parents on you
stop telling orphan jokes before they tell there parents o wait they dont have any please continue
Why did the orphan dig six feet under To find his parents
why does dark humor love orphans because the humor killed thier parents
Why do orphans go to the market?
To get the milk there parents didnt bring back
