Parent jokes
Why did the cop ask the orphan if he was home alone?
The orphan said because my parents have never come back yet because I have none.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
The only woman to ever tell you that they loved you was your mom. (If she even loved you in the first place.)
How did Michael Jackson challenge the victim's parents? "Then why won't you slap my face, because I'm bad?"
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Why do orphans air?
It’s invisible just like their parents.
What do kids have in comments? They have parents, right?
Kid: "Dark humor is like a mother's love."
Orphan: "How?"
Kid: "You wouldn't know."
Orphan: "........."
My parents created a joke 11 years ago and people are still laughing at it, but I know it's not me because jokes have meaning.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
I'd tell a joke about how my mom was abusive, but I either forgot everything, or she just wasn't there.
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
Hey guys, it's Hailey here.
I'ma start off with henlo ;-;
I know you guys aren't going to believe me because of the assholes who were faking to be me, but if you can try to believe me, I'll explain.
So, Jake, we can't really be together anymore, since we no longer can chat. I'm so sorry.
Basically, my parents caught us on here as you realized. Yayyyy.
I don't have time to say anything else. So I've gotta go, but thankyou guys for everything you did for me.
Also, you won't get any response from me so yea. So sorry guys ;-;
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.