Parent jokes
Technoblade: Makes jokes about orphans while in hospital.
Doctors to Technoblade's dad: Sorry for your loss.
Technoblade: What do you mean?? I'm right here!!
Orphans found parents: Who's he talking to??
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why can't orphans watch "The Simpsons"?
Because they don't know who's Homer.
I asked an orphan where his parents were.
(God, I wish I knew)
Why can’t orphans go on school trips?
Parent's signature: _________
Why are most dark jokes about orphans?
They can't complain to their parents.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Why wasn’t the orphan able to finish his cereal?
His parents never brought back the milk.
So little Johnny was on the bus, and the bus driver already hated him. So he started to talk to himself JUST loud enough for the bus driver to hear.
"If my dad was a bull, and my mom was a cow, that would make me... a little bull!"
"If my dad was a rooster, and my mom was a hen, that would make me... a little rooster!"
And by this point, the bus driver was fed up with him, so he said:
"Ok little Johnny, I got one for you: If your dad was a drunk, and your mom was a whore, what would that make you?"
Little Johnny smiled and said: "A bus driver!"
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What's the difference between Kanye West and an orphan?
Kanye West has parents.
Why did the orphan live at school?
Because on the first day his parents didn’t pick him up.
What should orphans do when their parents aren’t there? The usual.
I saw a little boy playing alone in the street. I told him that was a bad idea, then asked for his parents.
God, orphanages are fun to work at!!
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Q. What walks through alleys and has a hole in it?
A. Batman's parents.
Me at an orphanage: I need to talk.
Orphan: My parents!
Me: You know that word?
The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"
I said, "Your parents, buddy."