Parallel jokes
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?
Parallel Parkinson's.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.