Parallel jokes
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Why'd the alternate universe Spider-Man do so well on his driving test? He's an excellent parallel Parker.
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
What do you call two Michael J. Fox's standing next to each other?
Parallel Parkinson's.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.