Parallel lines jokes
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Parallel lines have so much in common, it’s a shame they’ll never meet.
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What is the similarity between math and buildings?
Two parallel lines can be intersected by a plane.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
What's one thing gay people can't draw?
A straight line.
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
Teacher: At the end of this ruler is an idiot.
Student: Which end?
If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.