"Paper is 2D!" said Pen. "No, it's 3D!" said Pencil. After Pencil proved it to Pen, Pen said; "Oh, I suppose you're write."
Badass Toilet Paper Company: We don't take shit off of anyone.
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
Why did the toilet paper cross the road? It was on a roll
You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"
The toilet having an argument with the toilet paper, the owner of the house had a diarrhea, who's day was more shittier!?🤷♂️💩
If the dislecsex man wanted to adopt a kid then how could he sight the papers
Hey I ask for a paper but I thought it was a cut but turns out it was tearable
Toilet paper cried across the road
I brought a new pen that can write underwater, it can also write other words.
a cop pulled me over and shouted papers. i shouted scissors and drove off.
what did the airplane say to the paper plane, why do you look like a wimp
3 men where in a desert 1 man was holding a jug the 2nd was holding a paper bag and the last was holding a car door a man came around and asked the 1st why he had a jug he said it was his water and if he got thirsty he would take a drink. Then he asked the second why do you have a paper bag the guy said this is my packed lunch so if I get hungry I will eat my lunch. Then he asked the last man why he has a car door and he said it he got hot he would roll down the window.
Do you know who invented Paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun..
paper.
aww c'mon! i thought my joke made the Cut!
My mama always told me, don't pick your nose or it will fall off! I thought she meant my nose. Hey give me a break! I'm a little shorthanded! Oh no not rock paper scissors again! I always lose. Come on guys I just lost my finger a day ago this is Tony later on
I saw some toilet paper rolls rolling in the wind. So I called “TOLIET PAPERS ROLLING IN”
Do you want to hear a paper joke., Nevermind it is tearable
Last time I got a piece of ass was hen my finger went through the toilet paper.
Rock paper lesbians.
