I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said...... Cuckoo coo chew#Owl🦉
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C COLINGAMING2000915 hours ago A funny joke
knock knock "Whose there" who "who who" Ha who who you sound like an owl "fuck you" 3 1 1
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A funny joke
knock knock "Whose there" who "who who" Ha who who you sound like an owl "fuck you"
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night lol
knock knock whos there who who who are you a owl or something
If a orphan was a animal it would be a owl cuz they don’t know WHOOOO their parents are
My friend has glasses and we were talking about owls, and i told my friend to give a owl glasses. i told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl! (`~look up spectacled owl~`)
How long was the owl 🦉 trick or treating?
Owl night long!
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave
what did the owl thats a detective say? hoo did it?
what is owl that wheres armor
Child: mom someone told me you talk like an owl
teacher: who
Child: oh it is true you do talk like an owl
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
Donibobes is an owl.(hehe look up donibobes YT)
nok nok who is there who who who stop acting like a owl
knock, knock. Who's there? who. who who? you sound like an owl.
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
Knock knock Who's there Owl say Owl say who Yes they do
knock knock who's there who who who who who i,m an owl
