I told my sister to make a noise and hear what she said... "Cuckoo coo chew." #Owl🦉
Owl Jokes
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
A funny joke:
Knock knock. "Who's there?" Who. "Who who?" Ha, who who, you sound like an owl! "Fuck you!"
What do you call a night person? A night owl 🦉 who is up all night, lol!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who are you? Are you an owl or something?
If an orphan was an animal, it would be an owl because they don't know "WHOOO" their parents are.
My friend has glasses, and we were talking about owls, and I told my friend to give an owl glasses. I told my friend that it'd be a spectacled owl!
How long was the owl trick or treating?
Owl night long!
The worst thing about an owl is how they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
What did the owl that's a detective say?
"Hoo did it?"
What is an owl that wears armor?
Child: Mom, someone told me you talk like an owl.
Teacher: Who?
Child: Oh, it is true, you do talk like an owl!
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
Why does the owl 🦉 have a lot of friends?
Because he’s a hoot.
Donibobes is an owl. (hehe look up donibobes YT!)
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Stop acting like an owl!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
You sound like an owl.
My owl turned 180 today.
He isn’t old, he just has a bad neck.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Owl say.
Owl say who?
Yes, they do.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Who who, I'm an owl.