Overeating Jokes

When you go over a speed bump but you remember that there are no speed bumps in the school zone

Sometimes I feel ugly , then I think of my sister and get over it.

Whats black, white, and red all over? A nun that fell down the stairs. What's black, white, and laughing? The nun that pushed her.

Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.

I used to have a fear of hurdles

But I got over it

"Sir, we're mining too many useless mineral ores." Hitler: "Mine less, then."

Grammar Nazi bursts in: "MINE FEWER."

Hitler looks over: "Yes?"

Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately?

Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it

Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow

If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs Biden can't get it.

Biden: *falls over on steps*

A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends I milk a cow and it took awhile for it to warm up and his brother came over and said we don't have cows we have Bulls

kid "whats dark humor" mom "you see that man over there without arms tell him to clap" kid "I am blind mom" "exactly" said mom

Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?

A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.

A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”

What do a convention of nerds and Kurt Cobain's garage have in common? There's brains all over the place

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because then they would be called bagels!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said see them boy over there In the wheelchair, ask him to walk I said, but I’m blind She responded exactly

"Dad? What's dark humor?" "See that man with no arms over there son, tell him to clap." "But daddy, I'm blind."

I went over to a crying child and said were are your parents . God I love working at an orphanage.!

A man is lying on the beach, wearing nothing but a cap over his crotch. A woman passing by remarks, "If you were any sort of a gentleman, you would lift your hat to a lady." He replies, "If you were any sort of a sexy lady, the hat would lift by itself."