Out jokes

What's the difference between me and a depressed kid? At least I'm out of the grave.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I see you, I see you; you would have to work out.

How much you wanna bet you will not repeat my name out loud (at school/work)?

My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.

My parents told me that when they had sex, it was absolutely shambles.

Thankfully, it turned out that they were real balls.

Why did the clock go out to the gazebo? To spend some time out.

A brother and a sister always kept fighting. One day the brother said, "You're adopted!"

Then the sister replies, "At least they wanted me!"

The brother yells back, "Well, at first, when they didn't know you'd turn out like this."

There's only one reason our Education Minister is standing by this curriculum.

In her religion, you NEVER pull out.

Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.

He got a paper cut and bled out.

Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."

I guess the queen ran out of totems of undying.

What does the sign on an out-of-business brothel say?

"Beat it. We’re closed."

Drinking coffee when you're anxious is about as effective as using gasoline to put out a fire, but slurp slurp guess who's an anxious bitch who never learns.

Q: What is the favorite song of the people who window dived out of the Twin Towers?

A: "Free Fallin'"

Do you know the phrase "One man's trash is another man's treasure?"

That's a horrible thing to find out when you're adopted.

Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?

Q: When a chip gets popped, what happens to it?

A: It gets pooped out of the bag.

Sorry for this Pick Up Line.

Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11, so let me put my plane in and let kids fall out.

She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.