Ouch jokes

When Canadians get hurt, they don't go "ouch," they go "ooch!"

What did the rapper say when he stubbed his toe?

"Ouch! That's NOT a sick beat!"

"Ouch!"

"What's wrong?"

"I stepped on a screw."

"Are you ok?"

"I'm in ex-screw-ciating (excruciating) pain!"

Did Mr. Rusher play tennis in the dark?

You will get hit by the tennis ball! Ouch, Mr. Rusher said.

Hellen Keller went to go grab her bouncy balls.

Man: Ouch!

Two Chinese men walk into a bar.

"Owwwwwwwwwww," they say instead of "ouch."

Plane crash in China... pilots names released in the incident are as follows:

Sum Ting Wong.

Wei Toh Low.

Ho Lee Fuk.

Ban Din Ouch.

My brother said, "Bruh, why you so ugly plus why do you stink?" Me: "Is that supposed to be a roast? I got one for you. Why do you look like you came out the wrong side of your mother? Instead of her stomach, you came out of her butt. That's why you were born with brown spots on your head. That's her poop, you stupid fuckface." My friends: "Ouch that's gotta hurt."

What will happen if someone kicks you right in the balls?

You will be like, "Ow, my nuts!"

A man walked into a bar...

Ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What music scares balloons?

Pop music.

Why would the banana scream "ouch?"

Because it is getting peeled.

Ouch!

What did the girl say when she ran through the door?

Ouch.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

A blonde walks into a bar.

Ouch.