Orphans jokes
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
Answer: They don’t know where home is.
Why did the orphan go outside the school?
Answer: Because it was take your parents to school day.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
If orphans aren’t religious, they really have no father. 😂
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Why do orphans go on holiday?
To see what family is like.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.