Orphans jokes
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
You wanna know what's a concept? An orphan being homeschooled.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? Because they can't tell their parents.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.