Orphans jokes
What song can't orphans sing?
"Sweet Home Alabama."
What's the difference between orphans and dogs?
Dogs get adopted.
Why can't orphans be criminals?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans play tennis?
So they can be loved.
What is an orphan's first phone?
An iPhone 12. Wanna know why?
It has no home button :D
I made a website for orphans, but it did not have a home page.
What do you call it when an orphan goes to Panera Bread?
"Panera, my parents are dead."
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
Why do orphans love boomerangs?
Because they come back.
Orphan: "Why can’t I watch a PG movie?"
Me: "They are Parental Guidance."
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
If an orphan took a photo, what would it be considered?
Not a family photo.
What store do orphans never go to?
Home Depot 🤣
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they couldn't run home.
If you're ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
So an orphan goes to the store and gets a bunch of cartons of milk.
The cashier goes, "Woah, why so much?"
The orphan goes, "My dad never came back with the milk, so, well, here we are!"
Why did the orphan rob a bank?
For he can be wanted.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Why don’t orphans like baseball?
They have no home to run to.