Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Orphans Jokes
Why can orphans only have iPhones 14s? Because they can't have a home button.
What's with all the orphan jokes? Kinda sus. #fbi
Orphan: Hey, where's the milk?
Dad: . . .
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
What's the difference between a baseball game and an orphan?
There's a home to go back to.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone 14 for his birthday? Because it has no home button.
Why can't an orphan play soccer on the home side of the field? They don't have a home!
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.
Why do orphans rob the bank?
Because they want to be wanted.
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
My orphan terrorist friend is on TV... I think he blew up.
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
