Orphans jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
What type of restaurant can an orphan not go to? A family diner.
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Why can’t orphans eat breakfast? Because there is no parent to feed them.
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
What's the difference between cotton and an orphan?
Cotton gets picked.