Orphans jokes

Dad

Friend: Hi.

Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?

Friend: Me?

Me: Damn, no, not you.

Friend: Then who?

Me: The orphan kid.

I guess we're the same.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀

Orphan

Sonic says if you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Orphan

Orphan: Can I come over?

Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.

Orphan

An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.

Orphan

What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.

Orphan

What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?

The apples get picked.

Orphan

Why do orphans like cows?

Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.

Orphan

Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.

Orphan

Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?

Orphan

Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?

Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.

Laugh now.

Orphan

Why are dogs different than orphans?

Because dogs don't cry for their parents.