Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tray? The apple tray gets picked.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents aren't there to push them on the swing!
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home plate is.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
I made a website for orphans.
Unfortunately, it does not have a home page.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Why can't orphans have an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
Why don't orphans need parent approval for their wedding?
Because they never came home.
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.