Orphans jokes
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to run to.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? There is no home plate.
"I'm an orphan."
"I didn't ask."
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show? Family Guy.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Annie.
Why did the orphan get kicked out of baseball?
They couldn't hit home base.
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Why did Orphan become famous?
Because he didn't need parent permission.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orphan.
Orphan who?
Orphan who needs a parent!
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
I made a website for orphans.
It's all about parents who want children near their location.
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
What do you call an orphan in a wheelchair running into fire? Hot Wheels.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
I made a website on orphans, sadly it didn't have a homepage.
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.