Orphans jokes

Orphan

What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.

Mummy

Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.

Memes

Orphan

I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.

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    New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."

    Students: "OOF!"

    Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"

    Students: "Your parents!"

    Orphan

    Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.

    Orphan

    Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.

    Orphan

    There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.

    Orphan

    Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."