Orphans jokes
What do blind kids and orphans have in common? Neither of them can see their parents.
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
Why do orphans love boomerangs? Because they actually come back.
Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.
I made a website for orphans. Unfortunately, it doesn't have a homepage.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
"Home Alone."
New Teacher: "I was an orphan as a kid."
Students: "OOF!"
Teacher: "Is anyone missing?"
Students: "Your parents!"
What flour do you give an orphan?
Self-raising.
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
How did the orphan become famous? They said, "Go big or go home."
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."
What type of cookie has an orphan never had? Homemade cookies.