Orphans jokes
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Why didn't the orphan go home?
Because he didn't have a home.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
Why do orphans not like the movie Frozen?
Because for them, love isn't an open door.
I love orphans. They're precious.
Teacher: We have a new student. He's an orphan.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Student: His parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
The orphan had to earn money because he/she didn't have parents to give him/her an allowance.
Why can't the orphan go on a field trip?
Because he can't sign the parent's signature.
Orphans and homeless people are the same thing.
Why do orphans go to church so they can call someone "father?"
When you're angry, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?