Orphans jokes
What is the orphan's version of a family portrait?
A selfie.
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Ur mum—oh wait, you don't have that.
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
What did the orphan say to its parents?
"Hey, Mom and Dad—oh wait, you're not my parents. I don't have none. Will you adopt me, please?"
They people: "No."
There was an orphan once, and someone knocks on his door and said, "Hello, son, come and hug me." But the orphan says, "Excuse me, who are you?" and the guy says, "You don't remember me? I'm your dad." And then the orphan says, "Fine then, if you're really my dad, come inside and let me ask you some questions." And the man says, "OK then, but I am really your dad." Then the orphan asked some questions to the man, and the man gets some of them right, so the orphan believes that the man is his dad. And then the orphan says, "You really are my dad?" and then he shows his dad his house, and the orphan has a roommate, and the dad and the orphan finally get to the bedroom, and then the dad knocks out the orphan, and then the dad starts to have something with the orphan/son, and the roommate hears weird noises in the orphan's/son's room, and he walks in and sees them having sex, and the roommate records it but then kicks the dad out of the house, and then the roommate shares the video to the orphan's school chat, and then the next day the dad gets arrested because he was actually a gay nonce, and everybody at the orphan's school calls him gay, but he really isn't, but since he was mad and disgusted, he pulled an AK47 out of his bag and kills everybody in the school and was never seen again.
Btw this is a joke so don't take it seriously.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
What's the similarity between an orphan and my dick?
They both will die alone.
How did the orphan die?
Of sadness.
Guess why orphans can't play baseball? Because they don't know what home is.
Why does Technoblade love orphans?
'Cause he can relate to their parents!
What do you call an orphan's selfie?
A family portrait.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
I ate all of your mommy's orphans.
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
Some kid with parents: "Knock, knock."
Orphan: "Who's there?"
Some kid with parents: "Not your parents."
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call "Daddy."
What happens when an orphan is told that someone had found their parents?
They cry...
They scream... with joy.
"Oh wait, no, that wasn't your parents."
Orphan grabs a knife out of the kitchen, lets just say, the orphan didn't live to tell the tail...
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away.
Orphan: But why?
Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.