Orphans jokes
What is it called when orphans take a selfie?
A family photo.
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it actually comes back.
Why do orphans want a sugar daddy?
They actually can call someone "daddy!"
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t run home.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
"Adopt Me."
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
Why did orphans eat ice cream cones?
Because they can't eat a family pack.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
What kind of flour do orphans use to make bread?
Self-raising.
Person: You can't kill an orphan!
Me: What are they going to do, go tell their parents?
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.