Orphans jokes
An orphan walks into a shop but gets lost, so he calls his mum but then remembers.
I gave an orphan an iPhone with no home button.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
I felt bad for a dog, and I looked to my left, and there was an orphan, and I said I will make you a website, and I said there won't be a homepage.
What show can’t orphans watch?
Family Guy.
Why can’t Chinese orphans play baseball?
They cannot run home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can go 1, 2, 3 but they can’t go home. 🤣
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
They can't see their parents.
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Why can't an orphan be a criminal? Because they are not wanted.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They have no home to run to.
Get it?
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don’t know what a full house is.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can't run home.
How did the orphan lose its parents?
Its parents never came back from getting milk.
Why can't orphans have a large bag of chips? Because they're family sized.
I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.
Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?
A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?
What did the Orphan say when he Googled Orphan jokes?
I would say these jokes hit home, but there is no home to hit.