Orphans jokes
Orphans and Chinese people can’t play baseball. The orphans can’t find home, and the Chinese kid will eat the bat.
Sometimes orphans can't win spelling bees because they don't know how to spell "home."
Orphans play baseball because I don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans learn about ancient times?
Because they don’t know what a mummy is.
Why do orphans not play baseball?
Because they don't know the way home!
Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?
Because they don't have home buttons.
Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.
Why can't orphans use phones? Because they don't know where the home button is.
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?
They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.
What is an orphan's least favorite movie?
"Daddy's Home."
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
Orphans have 362 days in a year because they don’t have a Mother’s or Father’s Day and no birthday.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they miss Mother’s Day and Father’s Day.
Why don't orphans go to the park?
Because their parents can't push them on the swing!
It’s like Sonic always says, “If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?”
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where the home plate is.