Orphans jokes

Orphan

There was once a boy who took a selfie, and the next day became an orphan.

Orphan

If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?

The apple gets picked.

Orphan

Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?

Kid: Why?

Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.

Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.

Man: Why?

Kid: I'm an orphan.

Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!

(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")

Orphan

It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.

Orphan

Why do orphans like cows?

Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.

Orphan

Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.

Orphan

Why are dogs different than orphans?

Because dogs don't cry for their parents.

Orphan

Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?

Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.

Orphan

Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?

Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.

Laugh now.

Dad

Friend: Hi.

Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?

Friend: Me?

Me: Damn, no, not you.

Friend: Then who?

Me: The orphan kid.

I guess we're the same.

Orphan

Why can’t orphans play baseball?

Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀

Orphan

An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.

Orphan

What did the orphan say to the barber?

I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.