If your kid beats up an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Orphans Jokes
Q: What do you call a virgin from Alabama?
A: An orphan.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
It's fucked up how people make these jokes, and when orphans read them, it makes them feel worse about themselves. I should know, I'm an orphan.
Why do orphans like cows?
Because when they leave, they bring back the milk.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
Friend: Hi.
Me: Do you know how lost their dad is?
Friend: Me?
Me: Damn, no, not you.
Friend: Then who?
Me: The orphan kid.
I guess we're the same.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
An orphan can’t ever play Grand Theft Auto V because he can’t get a wanted level.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
