Orphans jokes
What do you call an orphan at a construction site?
Child labor.
An orphan walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man running the stand, "Hey, bum, bum, bum, got a family?"
Why can't an orphan roleplay? Because they don't have parents.
Hiii everyone, I heard from many people that they want to join the "stop orphan jokes" group. Who wants to?
What's the difference between an orphan and a watermelon?
One's fun to hang to with a sledge hammer, the other is just a watermelon.
Once I said to an orphan, "What the 'F' means in 'orphan'?"
He replied, "There's no 'F'."
Me: "There's no family."
Why do orphans love Christmas?
Because they build a home.
What's orphans favorite game to play?
GTA5 because they want to be wanted!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal with milk? Cause mummy never gave them some.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to be wanted.
What’s a selfie of an orphan called?
Family picture.
Orphan jokes are funny to explore, especially with the family.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
What’s an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
Why can't the orphan get the big bag of chips?
Because it's family-size.
What song does an orphan hate?...
"I'm so lonely."
I love orphans. They're precious.
Why can an orphan only get an iPhone X?
Because there is no home button.