Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans be home schooled?
Because they have no parent to home school them.
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
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What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
Why did the orphan become famous? Because they said, "Go big or go home!"
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.
What do orphans and apples not have in common... The apples get picked up.
Why do orphans not use iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because I can’t hit a home run. 💀💀💀
Orphan: Can I come over?
Girl: Yeah, but you have to bring your parents.
Why don't orphans have iPhones?
Because they don't have a home button.