Orphans jokes
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.
Why can’t orphans be criminals?
Because they’re not wanted.
An orphan walked up to St. June's Family Hospital.
Doctor: "Sorry kid, you can't be in here."
What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!
Let's see what the orphans are gonna tell their parents about this: "Hey you buttheads, you stink!"
Looks like they didn't tell their parents.
Q: What's an orphan's favorite porn site?
A: Motherless.
What's the number one thing in an orphan's search history?
"How to find a family."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and orphans?
The parents remember 9/11.
They didn't know where to put the orphan. He was returned from the hospital he was born from; the parents gained one cent, while the orphan gained potatoes as friends.
The only thing the orphan learned from his dad is the hide-and-seek skill to hide for 18 years. He tried it out; now he has infinite milk.
The quiet kid, orphan, and school shooter walked into a bar, and he ordered a beer.
What do atoms and parents have in common to orphans? You can't see either of them.
Why can’t orphans go to jail? Because they aren’t wanted.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.