Orphans jokes
Where can't orphans park?
Parent child.
Bored? Run over an orphan with your car! What are they going to do, tell their nonexistent parents?
What do you call 3 orphan girls in a tornado?
All of her twist.
Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?
Because baseball has a home, and an orphan does not.
Laugh now.
What do you call an orphan when they eat a meal? A family dinner.
Why are dogs different than orphans?
Because dogs don't cry for their parents.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why couldnât an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesnât have a family.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesnât pay for haircuts.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told âgo big or go home,â they only had one option.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Why do orphans miss Motherâs Day? Because they donât have a mother to give to!
Orphan, sorry.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
Why canât orphans play baseball? Because they canât find home.
Why canât orphans play baseball?
'Cause they donât have a home to go to.