Orphans jokes
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked at least.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball? Because they don't know where how is.
Why do orphans have a single chip? Because they don't have a full bag.
What is the favorite movie of orphans?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What do orphans play on Roblox?
Adopt Me.
What's an orphan's least favorite T.V. show?
Family Guy.
Why do orphans have 363 days in a year?
Because they have no Father's or Mother's days.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
Why aren't orphans good at poker?
Because they don't know what a "full home" is!
What did the orphan say to the blind kid?\n\n"Hey, we both can't see our parents!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They won't be able to find home.
What shows do orphans dream of?
Full House or Fuller House.
Why can't the orphan take a family photo?
Answer: The orphan has no family to take a picture with.
What will happen if orphans use an iPhone?
They can't find the home button.
I saw a kid sitting on the side and asked if he was an orphan, “what gave me away?” “Well, your parents, for a start.”
Why do orphans hate baseball?
They don’t know what home base is.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples get picked.
Why don't orphans get offended by dark humor? Because it can't hit home.
What do we call a family photograph of an orphan?
A selfie.
I made a website for orphans. You know what I did not add? A home page.