Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Why can't orphans go to school? They can't attend parent-teacher conferences.
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.