Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find home.
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
What did the orphan say to the barber?
I dunno, the orphanage doesn’t pay for haircuts.
If you're having a bad day, just slap an orphan. Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
How are baseball and an orphan different?
A baseball game you can do a home run.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because when they were told “go big or go home,” they only had one option.
Why do orphans like tigers? I don't know, you tell me.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
Orphans actually have an advantage. Nobody can call them motherless or test-tube babies in an argument.
Why do orphans miss Mother’s Day? Because they don’t have a mother to give to!
Orphan, sorry.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked.
Why can’t orphans play baseball? Because they can’t find home.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Why can't an orphan make a home run in baseball?
Because they have no home to go to.
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
They don’t know where home is.
What do you call an orphan's family portrait?
A selfie.
Why do most orphans cook for themselves?
They don't have a home cook.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find home.