Orphans jokes
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
Because they want to be wanted.
What do you call an orphan who likes football?
Because someone will actually give him something.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to get home, that's for sure.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know home base.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't see home.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
What is the difference between you and an orphan?
Orphans have zero family.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
Why are orphans so fond of shadows?
They're the only thing that accompanies them always.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.