Orphans jokes
Couldn't be me being an orphan.
What is the difference between a baseball player and an orphan?
The baseball player has a home to run back to.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
What did the kid say to the orphan?
"Well, at least I have parents!"
Why can't an orphan hit a home run?
They have no home to run to.
I saw a little kid cry. I went up to him and asked where his parents were. Jeez, I love working at the orphanage!
I held on to my money stronger than an orphan holds on to a teddy bear on Father's Day.
What's the difference between orphans and apples? Apples get picked.
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
If you're bored, just punch an orphan. It's not like they can tell their parents.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.