Orphans jokes
What’s the difference between an orphan and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
What show does an orphan hate the most? Modern Family.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
What do you call an orphan with a boner?
Porn.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they can never hit a homerun.
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
Why can't orphans be gay? They got no one to call daddy.
Why do orphans want to be communist?
So they would have a motherland.
I bully orphans. What are they gonna do? Cry to their parents?
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What do you call an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Why are orphans rude at school?
What's the school going to do? Call their parents?
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why do orphans like the iPhone 12 Pro?
Because there is no home button.
Why do orphans play GTA?
They want to be wanted.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."