Orphans jokes
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Q: Can orphans watch family-friendly movies?
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
The "f" on orphan stands for family.
Why can't orphans go on a field trip? Because they don't have a parent's signature.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home base is.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.