Orphans jokes
Can teachers give homework to orphans?
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What's a bonus of being an orphan?
You can't get homework.
Why do all orphans get iPhone X's?
There isn't a home button.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Orphans are stupid, am I right? Hehehehehehehehehehehe.
Kid: Knock knock!
Orphan: Who's there?
Kid: Not your parents XD
What is the one kind of work orphans don’t know? Homework.
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
If you're ever bored, adopt an orphan. What is he going to do, be kissed by Vedanta?
Imagine orphans watching Spiderman: No Way Home.
If someone is mean to an orphan just say, "I will call your mum," and make them cry even more.
What does an orphan and Spider-Man have in common?
They have no "why home" 👹
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.
Why do orphans ride the bus? Because they have no parents to drop them off.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
Why are orphans gay?
They call everyone "daddy."
Why are orphans lucky?
Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.
What's the difference between an orphan and a toy?
One is played with.