What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? Apes get picked.
Orphans Jokes
Why do orphans go to church?
Why?
To finally call someone "father."
What are two things orphans can’t have?
Parents.
Being an orphan always has an upside; for instance, a bag of chips is family-sized.
What is the difference between a tall kid and an orphan? One is tall enough that their parents can see them.
I went up to an orphan and asked where their parents were--they stared.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
Orphan: I finally have a father!
God: And who is that?
Orphan: You!
God: Who the hell is you? Well, it's not me.
Orphan: :l
Why did the orphan want to go to jail?
So he could have a home and be cared for with food.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball? Because they can’t run to home.
What is an orphan's favorite event?
Homecoming.
Why is it good to be an orphan?
Because every bag of chips is family sized.
Why can't orphans go outside?
Because they have no parents to watch them!
Why do orphans play with Barbies?
So they can have a home :)
Why can you not let an orphan touch an iPhone 7? Because it would break if they touched the home button.
Dad: Alive.
Brother: Orphan (fault=Mother).
Me: Dead on the inside but sadly alive.
Mother: Alive...
Wait a minute... I thought you were dead, Mom... Right, you're dead to me at least.
Kid finds genie lamp, wishes to be Batman.
Genie: You're now an orphan.
Q: Why are orphans so scared to get married?
A: They don't know what it feels like to have a family.
What is an orphan's least favorite song? We Are Family.
