Orphans jokes
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere...
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.
Why can't orphans go to school?
They don't have a home to go to.
What is an orphan's favorite game?
Happy Family.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
Why can’t orphans tell these jokes?
Because they're fun for the whole family to hear.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't have a home base.
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."