Orphans jokes
Why can't orphans have a home button on their phone?
Because they don't have homes.
What do you call an orphan selfie?
A family photo.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
My best friend is an orphan, and we try to have sleepovers, but his parents never say yes.
What show do orphans hate the most?
Fullerb
Why can orphans only have iPhone 13s?
Because there is no home button.
What did the orphan say to the adopter?
Nothing, he just stared.
Monster: “I will devour your family.”
Orphan: “Oh.”
Why can't an orphan play baseball? They can't find home plate.
Why was the orphan so famous?
Because when they asked him go big or go home, he only had one option.
Another condom name is "Orphan's Home."
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they can’t find home plate.
The one good thing about an orphan is that they don't get roasted with a "yo mama" joke.
How does an orphan call his parents?
"..."
What does the F in "orphan" stand for?
"Family," but there is no F.
Why does the orphan go to church? He needs someone to call father.
What is an orphan's favorite show?
"Full House."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples are picked.
Where did the orphans go when the orphanage blew up?
Everywhere...
Why can't an orphan be a criminal?
They aren't wanted.