Orphans jokes
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
When an orphan takes a family photo, it's called a selfie.
Why can't orphans use iPhones?
Because they can't press the home button.
Go up to an orphan and say: "Yer ma is deed."
Why can't orphans play games?
Parents signed.
Why can't an orphan play baseball in China?
They can't find home plate.
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
What does water see in orphans that they don't? Their parents.
What's the difference between me and an orphan?
At least my dad came back.
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Punch an orphan, what are they going to do? Tell their parents?
What’s the difference between a mistake and an orphan?
At least the mistake was loved.
Why are orphans bad at baseball? They can't get home.