Orphans jokes
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
What do you call an orphan's family photo?
A selfie.
Why do all orphans have an iPhone X?
Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why can orphans never go on field trips?
Because they can’t get a parent signature.
What's the difference between me and an orphan's parents?
I actually come back with the milk.
What is Batman like?
He is an orphan.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home base.
Why can an orphan not do school work?
Because they have to take their work home to their parents.
Why can't orphans be gay?
Because they don't have anyone to call them "daddy."
What are the similarities of an orphan and a water fountain?
They both sprout water.
Guy on Fortnite: "Ima sleep with your mom lmao."
Orphan: Starts crying.
The "f" in "orphan" means family, even though there's no "f."
Why can’t the orphan play baseball?
Because they can’t go home.
Why can orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home plate.
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Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make it to home plate.
Why do orphans love baseball?
Because it gives them a home to run to.
Why can't orphans go on field trips?
They don't have anybody to sign the form.