Orphans jokes
Me: What do you call an orphan?
Friend: Homeless.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple always gets picked!
Why don't orphans learn about ancient Egypt? They don't know what mummies are.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don’t have a Mother's nor Father’s Day.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite drink?
Milk, because no one came back with any.
How do orphans have names because they don't have anyone to give them names?
What do you call an orphan taking a picture of themself?
A family photo.
What type of jokes do you tell an orphan?
Family jokes.
What's the best competition to do with an orphan?
Which orphan had their parent for the longest?
We need to stop making orphan jokes like this because they aren’t mean enough. We need more cruel jokes.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they do not know where home is.
Why can you hit an orphan?
They can't tell their parents.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apples get picked.
Why can’t an orphan play GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
Why do orphans hate plane rides?
Because there’s no home to come back to.
What do orphans get for Christmas?
Lonely.
Why didn't the orphan play video games with his friends?
Because his parents wouldn't let him.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't go to home plate.
What do you call an orphan?
Kyan.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't run home.