Orphanage

Orphanage Jokes

Kid

This kid was crying, so I asked him where his parents were. He just cried harder. I still remember him every time I pass that orphanage.

Difference

I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.

What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.

Girlfriend

School Bully: How's your girlfriend? Oh wait, you don't have any!

Me: How's your parents? Oh wait, you don't have any! *Continues to burn down orphanage*

Parent

What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.

Girlfriend

Bully: How’s your girlfriend?

Kid: I don’t have one. How are your parents?

Bully: *cries*

Kid: *Walks out of the orphanage*

Orphan

Why can’t orphans watch Netflix?

Because they don't know what age rate they are...

Orphan

Sonic says if you're ever born, punch an orphan. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?

Orphan

Being an orphan isn’t all bad.

On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.

Orphan

I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.

Now I can’t get it to shut up.

Cannibal

What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Game

What is the most popular game at the orphanage?

Need For Speed: Most Wanted.

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and a homeless person? Nothing, haha.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.