Orphan

Orphan Jokes

why shouldnt orphans get a phone?

they would get stuck in a app because they cant find the home button

How do men like their women? Striped

How does priest like their children? Clean

Why are most orphans strippers? they want to call someone mommy or daddy

What is the difference between stripper and candy? none. but they like it when you take the wrapper off

did you hear about the orphan who ran away from home? wait a minute! what am i talking about?

why do orphans not know if there lactose and tolerant because there dad never came back with milk

You Momo joso fat she went in the ocean and the wales came up to her and started singing we are family even tho you are father than me

(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents