Orphan

Orphan Jokes

Meme

What's an orphan's favorite meme?

Homer going into a bush.

Might take a while to notice and this one is bad.

Shop

There's one shop orphans can't go to, but what is it?

Home Depot.

Grade

How do you know if an Asian is an orphan?

If their grade was only an A.

Wish

What does an orphan wish they could do?

Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.

Daddy

Why can't an orphan be gay?

Because they have no one to call daddy.

Android

Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.

Difference

What is the difference between an orphan and a deaf kid?

They can't hear or speak to their parents that never came back.

Home

Why did the orphan cry when he got back home?

Because he did not have one.

Mother's Day

Wanna know something the orphan could never do?

Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.

Grenade

What's the same thing between a baby and a grenade?

They both make a sound when thrown.

Parent

If I slap an orphan, what will it do, tell its parents? 🤣😂🤣😂

Family

So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4, and he started crying. What's he gonna do? Tell his family? XD

Family

How to make an orphan BLEED?

Step 1 - Tell them to clap until they actually have a loving family.

Step 2 - LAUGH EVILLY as they BLEED.

Step 3 - Tell them to kys.

Step 4 - Leave that mental asylum.