Orphan calendar jokes

Why does an orphan's calendar only have 362 days? Because they don't celebrate Father's Day, Mother's Day, and Valentine's Day.

Why does an orphan’s calendar only have 363 days?

There are no Father’s or Mother’s Days on their calendar.

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar?

They don’t have fathers or Mother’s Day.

Orphans' calendar consists of 362 days. Why?

Because they don't got homecoming, Father's Day, and Mother's Day.

Why are there only 362 days in an orphan's calendar? They don’t have Father's Day, Mother's Day, or Family Day.

Why are there only 363 days on an orphan's calendar?

They don't have Father's Day and Mother's Day.

Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.