I ordered a pizza with everything on it but I got a plan pizza
The twin towers ordered 3 tacos. One was just a plane tortia. The other one was also just a plane tortia. And the third one went to the wrong adress.
The twin towers ordered a sesame bagel, they got the plane one instead.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline
yo mama so ugly she got a lifetime ban from kfc for ordering too many burgers
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese Restaraunt. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what is going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
What does the initials POOP stand for ? Polacks Order Our Poop π© π© π© π© π© π© π© π© π© π© π©
yo mama so old she pre-ordered the bible
Your mama is so ugly. Her shadow got a restraining order.
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane
your hairline sucks even harry potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
Why did the twin towers order from just eat? They wanted some plane fries.
Yo momma so stupid, when someone got cardiac arrest, she tried to put the person to court, and when the judge said "ORDER AT THE COURT", she thought it's a food court, and order 20 big macs and got a heart attack
yo mamma so fat when she said order in the court she really meant burger's and fries
Tell someone that your gonna say βI 1 poopooβ and it will go in order of numbers, so they say, βI 2 poopooβ & so on:
You) I 1 poopoo (Them) I 2 poopoo (You) I 3 poopoo (Them ) I 4 poopoo (You)I 5 poopoo (Them) I 6 poopoo (You) I 7 poopoo (Them) I 8 poopoo (And be like, βYou ate poopoo??! EWW!!β)
