Order jokes
I ordered a pizza with everything on it, but I got a plain pizza.
Me: Do you take milk before cereal, or cereal before milk?
The adult person I asked: Cereal?
Me: I take the bowl first! What do you do? Do you just pour everything on the table and then eat it?
The person: Yes.
Me: WHAT?!!!??!!
The Twin Towers ordered 3 tacos.
One was just a plane tortilla.
The other one was also just a plane tortilla.
And the third one went to the wrong address.
The north tower wanted some salted fries at Burger King.
They were plane as usual.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
Your forehead got a restraining order from your hairline.
Woman: "I want coffee, black."
Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"
Yo mama so ugly, she got a lifetime ban from KFC for ordering too many burgers.
Waitress: What can I get for you?
Me: I'll have a steak.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Me: Immediately!
Why did the Twin Towers go to Uber Eats?
Because they wanted something plain.
I took my girlfriend to a Chinese restaurant. One hour after ordering, I went to ask the chef what was going on. That was until I heard barking from the kitchen.
What do the initials POOP stand for?
Polacks Order Our Poop. ðĐ ðĐ ðĐ ðĐ ðĐ ðĐ ðĐ ðĐ ðĐ ðĐ ðĐ
Yo mama so old, she pre-ordered the Bible.
Your mama is so ugly, her shadow got a restraining order.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one asks for a glass of H2O. The second one asks for a glass of H2O, too. The second one dies. Why?
The towers ordered pepperoni but got plane.
Your hairline sucks; even Harry Potter could not put it under a spell to turn it back to order.
A man went to buy 5 undies, so he said, "Hi, 5 undies, please, 1 for each weekday." Then another man comes and said, "Hi, 7 undies please, 1 for each day, and they'll finish cleaning by Sunday." So the cashier said, "Now that's more like it!" And then another person said, "Hi, 12 undies please, wait, I'm gonna double check... January... fe"
What did the neutron say to the atom?
"Sandwiches, dude!"
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome whoâs on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"