Offensive

Offensive Jokes

LGBTQ

I am only here because me no like Blues Clues LGBTQ episode as I don’t believe in that. If you do, ok.

And it shouldn’t be a month, the month should be for all of the war veterans, it should be a day for pride. Companies only use this month for money; it’s exploitation because they don’t truly support, unlike me, in which I don’t support it.

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  • 9/11 victim

    9/11 victims are the best readers.

    They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.

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  • Incest

    Being incest isn't that bad. I was fingering my sister, and I found my dad's old wedding ring. Winner winner!

    Protest

    There’s so many protests. Every time I see "my body, my choice," I can’t tell if we’re protesting the masks or trying to kill babies.

    Dad

    My dad said I should look if I could move a log. Well, he had to go get milk.

    Boy

    What do you call Kyson when he is banned on PS4?

    A depressed Indian boy.

    Trampoline

    I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.

    The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.

    Orphanage

    Why am I banned from my Catholic orphanage?

    Because the children kept calling me "daddy."

    Drama

    Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.

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  • Kid

    If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?